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Queen of Procrastination [Sep. 25th, 2006|12:17 pm]
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Today our beloved Rentonian notes: 

Oops.. called the gyn to see what my last appt was.. They said it has
been over 2 yrs.. so I made an appt for Friday at 1:45 in downtown
Seattle...

So I then called my GI doctor since I am out of meds.. and got an apt
for Oct 3rd to get my IBS meds... and she is in downtown Seattle...

She hasn't a clue as to when she was in to see her gynecologist last? What is she, stupid? (Rhetorical question there, folks.)

Secondly, if you're on meds it behooves you to be aware of when your supply is getting low so that you can order up some more. With this kind of mismanagement of her life, I wonder if she's ever turned in her IRS tax forms in on time? (I suggest she's one of the lazy few that don't even bother to get an extension. But, hey, that's just me being mean-spirited about a very real problem that she consistently has.)

Can't wait to see what drivel she posts the rest of this week.

similes..,cuddfles..any won OUT theyre..
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[User Picture]From: 6_bleen_7
2006-09-26 01:32 am (UTC)
She's going to last from now 'til October 3 without her prescription-strength Ex-Lax? Tell you what—October 3 would be a great day to find something to do that takes you at least 50 km upwind of Renton. And if radiation suits are on sale, so much the better.
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[User Picture]From: ejwise
2006-09-26 01:39 am (UTC)
You should be so lucky that you no longer live within a 30-mile radius of this impending nuclear/gastric fallout.
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[User Picture]From: 6_bleen_7
2006-09-26 01:50 am (UTC)
Well, if any of it gets into the stratosphere, we're equally screwed back east. The jet stream might as well be a loaded cannon, with us staring down the barrel.
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[User Picture]From: ejwise
2006-09-26 02:33 am (UTC)
Do you remember when Mt. St. Helens blew her top off? Well, it could end up being something like that. Eeek! :O
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[User Picture]From: 6_bleen_7
2006-09-26 03:12 am (UTC)
Heh-heh—I was thinking more of the nuclear tests in Nevada in the 1950s that blanketed the whole country in radioactive fallout. But yeah, the effect would be more like Mt. St. Helens: a dark grey, heavy, opaque cloud that engulfs and immobilizes all in its path. (I guess there'd be one difference: if anyone lit a match the entire Northern Hemisphere would be blasted into outer space.)
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[User Picture]From: ejwise
2006-09-26 03:19 am (UTC)
Area 47! (For break4fast and Phyll7is, of course) ;)
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[User Picture]From: 6_bleen_7
2006-09-27 02:45 am (UTC)
Uh-oh—looks like your forget to friends-lock this post.. woodnt want just anybode to see i7t...
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[User Picture]From: ejwise
2006-09-27 03:17 am (UTC)
As the infamous Alfred E. Newman would quip: what me wurry..
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